Disapproving Monkey

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every day goes by and every night the same,
I sit and think of how I’m so much
further away from you

every time I wake, I’ll slowly mark the day,
cause this life has taken me so much
further away from you

The Black Heart Procession - The Old Kind Of Summer

Expecting one nutty week...

The fiance is rolling into town on Tuesday. Thinking Wednesday Happy Hour to welcome him — Planet Rose? Will let you know!

After last night...

…I may have to change my title to “Disappointing Monkey.”

Today is the last day...

…To register to vote in New York!

Fill out your registration card and drop it off at any of these offices TODAY. Or mail it with a postmark no later than today, 10/10/08.

» Over 2 million people are coming!?!!

projectbueller:

I’ve got major Cameron-Frye-stuck-face happening.

Project Bueller has even made it onto my elevator’s “captivate” network monitor. It’s huge!

» Bloody nipples and "the first person in history to sob uncontrollably for 26.2 miles straight"

loggedminutes:

drunkbrunch:

Seen yesterday on Greenwich Ave.

Hello… is it this tee you’re looking for?

::shoots self in face in shame::

I love you guys.

Note to self:

A dozen oysters does not a dinner make.

rand0mflora: Funtasticus

Well hey there Brazil. It’s getting cold out here and I was just thinking of you, remembering the good times. We had a good time together didn’t we? The jungle, carnaval, hang-gliding, caipirinhas… it was great. Except for the monkey. The one who tried to get in my pants? Like, literally? Yeah, that wasn’t so great. But at least I got to say I got some action while I was with you. ::sigh:: So. What are you doing later? Like…February?

“The Heimlich” — from a poster in a bar

I’m gonna keep posting this every couple of months. Makes me giggle.

“ For $400+ I will be next.

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-My Dad

Nevermind.

Logged Minutes: This one’s for you, Disapproving Monkey

» This one's for you, Disapproving Monkey

(via loggedminutes)

I guess I don’t know what’s worse: loving a team that rarely gets close or loving a team that keeps getting —this— close. Well, I guess if they’ve gotten to the playoffs 3 times in 5 years, I’m gonna stick around a bit longer. My dad’s been holding on for 60+ years.

bonerparty:

i would have sex with bacon if it was legal. bacon is the ultimate boner. i want to Scrooge McDuck my face in a big fuck-off pile of bacon. i want to marry it and knock it up and have fights with it and have dirty, dirty make-up sex with it.

I’m going on a bacon-themed date tonight. If there are monkeys too, this dude will have won my heart.

“ I was looking for a trap door I could spring

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Tom Brokaw (off camera - CNN livefeed) (via disapprovingmonkey)

What? Holy shit he was in the tank for McCain.

(via shorterexcerpts)

I’m guessing he was referring to them constantly going over their time limits — but kind of funny what mics pick up.